May 2011
Once upon a time, when God made Jack White:
jackian-casawhite:
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Michael Caine casted as Alfred is probably the...
Seriously I feel like he is Alfred all the time
And he’s so good to Bruce after his parents died :’)
I just love him. O.k.
"breaking news" just interrupted Batman Begins on...
HURRY UP WEATHER MAN. SPEAK FASTER. I HAVE TO SEE BRUCE TRAIN AND KICK SOME ASS.
April 2011
I dropped 80 pounds of concrete on my foot today.
It feels a lot like my foot was crushed by 80 pounds of concrete.
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“I think I swallowed a fly! I SWALLOWED A FLY! WHAT DO I DO? WHAT CAN HAPPEN?”
– George Costanza
When Hermione told Harry his wand was broken:
ohandonemorewhitestripedthing:
How I would have handled it:
OH MY GOD MY WAND IS BROKEN I’M USELESS SHIT WE’RE GONNA DIE DEATH EATERS AND EVERYONE ELSE IS LOOKING FOR US OH GOD HERMIONE WHY COULDN’T YOU BE MORE CAREFUL YOU DUMB BITCH I’M USELESS OH GOD I’M SORRY I’M A TERRIBLE FRIEND JESUS MY WAND MY WAAAAND
How Harry handled it:
Okay, that’s cool. Shit happens. Just go warm up and give...
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Oh yeah thank you for reminding me that I'm a...
But if I’m a manipulative bitch, then you’re a dumb slut.
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We're watching HP7 in English class and this kid...
ARE YOU AN IDIOT? SNAPE HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SOUL. HE IS A HERO.
get out. just get out. i can’t even look at you.
People complaining about Harry Potter spoilers...
The spoilers were officially released from 1997 through 2007 in the form of these nifty things:
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I get very attached to fictional characters.
24. Alison Mosshart's ability to make girls...
ilovethethirdman:
THIS ^^^
lethargicthinking asked: GET OFF TUMBLR AND DO YOUR PAPER.
I DONT WANT TO DO MY RESEARCH PAPER
I JUST WANT TO EAT THESE SALTED ALMONDS
I had no idea that I would get this emotional over...
scrantonpartiesdontstop:
but it’s not even thursday yet where I am, and Im already crying just thinking about his last episode being tomorrow.
Don’t even get me started
Random thought:
pepperminthypnotism:
keep-on-your-mean-side:
I’m happy that some guys do like pale girls.
i always hear about guys liking pale girls.
if a guy wants to be an asshole he targets my dark skin color and tells me to go back to my country
excuse me but I was born in Los Angeles…
….hm
Maybe it’s only Texas guys that lean towards the tan ones instead of the pale ones.
Let’s...
Random thought:
I’m happy that some guys do like pale girls.
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Serious question. Please read?
okay, so vigilantism is illegal, right? and by google’s definition of a vigilante, it is “a member of a self-appointed group of citizens who undertake law enforcement in their community without legal authority, typically because the legal agencies are thought to be inadequate.”
so, with that being said, would a police officer be allowed to dress up like a superhero and beat up...
