February 2012
jazzygrandpa:
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
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captaincoolasfuck replied to your post<span >: <em >do i dare skip philosophy because my stomach is growling really loud and i don’t want people to hear it?
When considering skipping class, the answer is always Yes.
OKAY I’VE BEEN CONVINCED
leaving asap so people in my class don’t see me just lounging around on my laptop and then all of a sudden i’m not in...
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do i dare skip philosophy because my stomach is...
BREAKING NEWS
pills-4-breakfast:
Common sense reveals that there is no correlation between self-respect and whether or not you show your tits on the internet or how many people you sleep with.
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January 2012
breaking up
Me: It's okay, you'll get over it soon, so stop crying.
Friend: You know nothing!
Me:
Friend: You didn't fall in love yet so don't tell me crap!
Me: What-
Friend: You never had a boyfriend yet so don't you dare-
Me: I'm in love with a person who doesn't even know I exist
Friend: St-
Me: Out of hundreds and thousands of people who admire him, I'm one of them.
Friend: Lis-
Me: I can only look at him from afar and if I want to see him I have to buy concert tickets or wait in the cold for a long time.
Me: Do you know what I have to get through in order to reach him, huh?
Friend:
Me: The language barrier, the culture and our geographic locations. Do you know how difficult it is?
Friend:
Me: So don't tell me I know nothing. My heart's already hurting as it is.
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i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again
IT IS SO ANNOYING WHEN PEOPLE IN THE DEAD WEATHER TAG DO NOT TAG JACK LAWRENCE OR DEAN FERTITA
THEY ARE JUST AS IMPORTANT AS JACK AND ALISON
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Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally...
i just downloaded some of Jamie Hince’s Fiji but on last.fm it’s showing up as this guy
I JUST WANT IT TO BE A PICTURE OF JAMIE, WHO IS THIS MAN!?!?!?!?!!?
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subterraneanblog:
I keep having mini crisis’ inside my head about the fact that everything that gets me excited about life is nothing of what I plan to do in the future & then i start to freak out about my (lack of) plans and how I am fearful that I don’t have the ambition to make anything of myself and it all happens while I am sitting in class when I am supposed to be concentrating on the...
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“i really dislike this america vs UK thing
as much as i dislike america, i am...”
– Megan (via gwenandherjugs)
THIS. ALL OF THIS.
(via gregfuckinglestrade)
thisisnotandrew asked: MAKE ME ONE!!!
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here’s a list of things i don’t think i’ll ever be able to get into
arctic monkeys
florence + the machine
the strokes
supernatural
doctor who
sherlock
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sadcomedian replied to your post: today in college success we had to make a pie…
I had to do this my freshman year except it was a like a spreadsheet type thing and it spanned a week or so and I did it all at like 3 am.
did it look anything like THIS?!
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today in college success we had to make a pie chart of how we managed our time daily
this is a better constructed version of how mine looked
my teacher asked me (out loud in front of everyone) what i spent the majority of my time doing besides sleeping and i said “getting on the internet” and i heard some guy in the back say “she’s probably watching porn”
yep,...
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gregfuckinglestrade:
FUCK YOU JACK
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PERFECT LYRICS
AND MELLOW BLUES GUITAR
AND FUCK YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL VOICE
AND FUCK YOU JACK
FUCK
YOU
WHY DO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
FUCK
YOU
FUCK
YOU
FUCK
YOU
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UGH FLKJDSAFJ NOW I LOVE THE GODDAMN SONG. FUCK
I HATE YOU JACK.
YOU ARE A MIND READER
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OH. MY. GOD. YOU GAIZ.
hearapianofall:
DEAR GOD
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teacher: why don't you have today's homework?
me: because jack white released a song from his new album today and i laid on the floor and listened to it all morning
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Anonymous asked: hi. do u know maybe where can I...
fuckyeahjackwhite:
I want love to, roll me over slowly
Stick a knife inside me and twist it all around
I want love to grab my fingers gently
slam them in a door way, put my face into the ground
I want love to, murder my own Mother
Take her off to somewhere, like hell or up above
I want love to, change my friends to enemies
Change my friends to enemies and show me, how it’s all my fault
I...
I know today is an amazing day for Jack White fans
But remember around this time last year when someone had kinda started a rumor about a new White Stripes album and then two or three days later they announce that they had broken up
ALSO I WILL TAKE THIS MOMENT TO MAKE AN ANGRY POST ABOUT THE WHITE STRIPES BREAK UP BECAUSE IT’S ALMOST FEBRUARY 2 AND IM PMSING.
IT TOTALLY SUCKS HOW...
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“Blunderbuss is an album I couldn’t have released until now. I’ve put off making...”
– Jack White (via takethelevator)
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I don’t think I’d ever be able to be friends with a professional comedian because I’d constantly be comparing their jokes to mine and then I would eventually come to the shocking reality that I’m not as funny as I thought I was
