jazzygrandpa: my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
captaincoolasfuck replied to your post<span >: <em >do i dare skip philosophy because my stomach is growling really loud and i don’t want people to hear it? When considering skipping class, the answer is always Yes. OKAY I’VE BEEN CONVINCED leaving asap so people in my class don’t see me just lounging around on my laptop and then all of a sudden i’m not in...
do i dare skip philosophy because my stomach is...
pills-4-breakfast: Common sense reveals that there is no correlation between self-respect and whether or not you show your tits on the internet or how many people you sleep with.
Me: It's okay, you'll get over it soon, so stop crying.
Friend: You know nothing!
Friend: You didn't fall in love yet so don't tell me crap!
Friend: You never had a boyfriend yet so don't you dare-
Me: I'm in love with a person who doesn't even know I exist
Me: Out of hundreds and thousands of people who admire him, I'm one of them.
Me: I can only look at him from afar and if I want to see him I have to buy concert tickets or wait in the cold for a long time.
Me: Do you know what I have to get through in order to reach him, huh?
Me: The language barrier, the culture and our geographic locations. Do you know how difficult it is?
Me: So don't tell me I know nothing. My heart's already hurting as it is.
i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again IT IS SO ANNOYING WHEN PEOPLE IN THE DEAD WEATHER TAG DO NOT TAG JACK LAWRENCE OR DEAN FERTITA THEY ARE JUST AS IMPORTANT AS JACK AND ALISON
Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally...
i just downloaded some of Jamie Hince’s Fiji but on last.fm it’s showing up as this guy I JUST WANT IT TO BE A PICTURE OF JAMIE, WHO IS THIS MAN!?!?!?!?!!?
subterraneanblog: I keep having mini crisis’ inside my head about the fact that everything that gets me excited about life is nothing of what I plan to do in the future & then i start to freak out about my (lack of) plans and how I am fearful that I don’t have the ambition to make anything of myself and it all happens while I am sitting in class when I am supposed to be concentrating on the...
i really dislike this america vs UK thing as much as i dislike america, i am...– Megan (via gwenandherjugs) THIS. ALL OF THIS. (via gregfuckinglestrade)
thisisnotandrew asked: MAKE ME ONE!!!
here’s a list of things i don’t think i’ll ever be able to get into arctic monkeys florence + the machine the strokes supernatural doctor who sherlock
sadcomedian replied to your post: today in college success we had to make a pie… I had to do this my freshman year except it was a like a spreadsheet type thing and it spanned a week or so and I did it all at like 3 am. did it look anything like THIS?!
today in college success we had to make a pie chart of how we managed our time daily this is a better constructed version of how mine looked my teacher asked me (out loud in front of everyone) what i spent the majority of my time doing besides sleeping and i said “getting on the internet” and i heard some guy in the back say “she’s probably watching porn” yep,...
gregfuckinglestrade: FUCK YOU JACK FUCK YOU AND YOUR PERFECT LYRICS AND MELLOW BLUES GUITAR AND FUCK YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL VOICE AND FUCK YOU JACK FUCK YOU WHY DO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU UGH FLKJDSAFJ NOW I LOVE THE GODDAMN SONG. FUCK I HATE YOU JACK. YOU ARE A MIND READER
OH. MY. GOD. YOU GAIZ.
hearapianofall: DEAR GOD
teacher: why don't you have today's homework?
me: because jack white released a song from his new album today and i laid on the floor and listened to it all morning
Anonymous asked: hi. do u know maybe where can I...
fuckyeahjackwhite: I want love to, roll me over slowly Stick a knife inside me and twist it all around I want love to grab my fingers gently slam them in a door way, put my face into the ground I want love to, murder my own Mother Take her off to somewhere, like hell or up above I want love to, change my friends to enemies Change my friends to enemies and show me, how it’s all my fault I...
I know today is an amazing day for Jack White fans But remember around this time last year when someone had kinda started a rumor about a new White Stripes album and then two or three days later they announce that they had broken up ALSO I WILL TAKE THIS MOMENT TO MAKE AN ANGRY POST ABOUT THE WHITE STRIPES BREAK UP BECAUSE IT’S ALMOST FEBRUARY 2 AND IM PMSING. IT TOTALLY SUCKS HOW...
Blunderbuss is an album I couldn’t have released until now. I’ve put off making...– Jack White (via takethelevator)
I don’t think I’d ever be able to be friends with a professional comedian because I’d constantly be comparing their jokes to mine and then I would eventually come to the shocking reality that I’m not as funny as I thought I was